Reporting Success!

I am on cloud 9. Today we reported in PI100 and it was successful It was even more successful than what I had imagined it to be. Thank you Lord! Me and my groupmates did awesome! We are known as ASAN-Katipunan by the way. Hihihi.

We reported about Andres Bonifacio and we decided that our gimmick would be something like the election since the elections just ended and it was still a hot topic. We spoofed the election and the two electoral parties who participated in the election. That's why we were named ASAN-Katipunan spoofing one of the parties, ASAP-Katipunan. I called it a success because our classmates laughed and so did our professor. PLUS: a lot of people said it was very effective. Hihihi. WE really put a lot of effort into this report though. We made large name tags, we coordinated on the color of our top (green-favorite color of our professor), we made a logo, we made a line that would fit the acronym ASAN-Katipunan, we made the script, etc etc. So here, I will narrate the flow of our report and explicitly write down our script.

Jessica(chairperson): Magandang Hapon mga Iskolar ng Bayan. Kami po ang mga mag-aaral mula sa Awesome Si Andres kaya Nagtatag ng Katipunan o ASAN-Katipunan

Bia &Yska: Kami po ay 5star reporters para sa isang 5star leader na si Andres Bonifacio
Bianca & Mary: From the College of Allied Medical Professions

Bianca: Ako po si Bianca, Bianca, Bianca Santos, para sa serbisyong walang paltos!
Mary: Ako naman po si Mary Mary Mary Lim, sasagipin ka sa Dilim!

Bia: Para sa serbisyong the best, kay Bia Bia Bia Reyes, just say yes!
Yska: Ako naman po si Yska Yska Yska Bocalan, tunay, palaban, Yskalar ng Bayan.

Jessica: At ako po si Jess Jess Jessica Reyes, serbisyong hindi ka maiinis!

[walk out, leaving Bia onstage]

Bia: Kilala niyo ba talaga si Andres Bonifacio? (pretends to be looking at the back). Kuyang guwapo sa likod na naka gray (pointing to sir)-kilala niyo ba si Andres Bonifacio? Malamang kasi prof ka namin.

[report proper]

ENDING of report

Yska: Umaasa po kami na makiiisa kayo sa darating na eleksyon at magbibigay ng 100 porsyento...na suporta. Salamat po.

Anyway, that's how our introduction worked. It may not seem funny printed like that, but this was complete with actions and candidate-ish intonations. Complete social suicide, I tell you. We were so happy that our jokes weren't flops and our other classmates looked genuinely impressed and entertained. What we were happy the most is that our prof really liked it too (I guess?) Hahaha. Later we found out that two out of five groups gave us the highest grade out of all the reports. Flattered, much? Hihihi. Yes, yes we were.

After class, our professor complimented us saying: "Ok concept niyo ah" and to which one of us replied: "Sir, kayo nga adviser namin di ba?", and to which he answered "Ewan ko sa inyo, wala kayong ibang ginawa kung hindi mag-sugal!" We had no reiteration. It was unfortunately true. We were just starting out candidates and there's already a black-propaganda against us. Tsssk.

I love my group. ASAN-Katipunan for the win. We are awesome.
Complete social suicide. BANG.